Dragoon-Jack's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Orangebeef GOLD]

Time.

Time is precious, make better use of it by investing it in a flash (collab or not) that is either funny, interesting or simply not prone to give the epileptic people a reason to assassinate you in your sleep.

Orangebeef responds:

Time.

Time is precious, make better use of it by investing it in a flash (collab or not) that is either funny, interesting or simply not prone to give the epileptic people a reason to assassinate you in your sleep.

[Naruto/Sasuke Episode one]

A summary line? what for?

Ok, so here's the deal:
1- Is "Believe it" some kind of poor alternate line for "dattebayo"? Because if it is, I'd rather not hear it.
2- I'm glad you said the story was cut into 2 parts, because I would have found that enf rather... shitty. But since it's cut into two flash movies, I'll understand.
3- I know that you've put a lot of energy and work into this (I can only assume), but the animation still didn't cut it. I suggest you practice with flash a bit before starting the second episode.
4- The sound and music weren't the sharpest, too. But I believe you can get some help with the quality.

I hate to sound like a douche. Seriously, I do. Still, I have hopes for you. Work harder on the second part and i might give you something better than a 2 next time.

[Ultimate Naruto Fanflash3]

Pretty good

I have few things to say. Most naruto movies I've seen were crazy fanfictive pieces of something something. Yours was no different, though it was finer and overall better. I gave this a 3 because it was fairly good.
I don't know what kind of idea you're getting out of my message, but it's actually a positive review. Peace.

[Naruto vs Sasuke short]

Positive feedback

Ok, there are some important details you'll have to start giving more attention to in your future movies (that is, if you ever do another one):

1- Don't EVER finish your submission with "Thank you for watching!" written with a fat brush. This makes everything else before turn into n00bish rubbish. You want to be taken seriously like anyone else I'm sure.
2- The animation of the characters is alright when they're standing still and/or fighting, BUT when it comes to making them move around it got somewhat choppy and unrealistic. You seem to like tweening, I suggest you learn how to use guidelines, that way, your characters will be able to fall in arc trajectories.
3- The background looked bad, but I bet you already knew that. Try to make it match your characters by having a pixelated background. Also, every damn pixel in the damn movie needs to be the same size but that's not your problem here. Just a reminder.
4- Hum... is there anything else? Oh right, sorry... every move naruto and sasuke did should have made sense; why did you make them run away from each other an instant and have them prepare their attack and rush to each other next?

That's it. I'm sorry if that sounded harsh, but you see, I'm a fan of Naruto too and I want you to do the best you can to honour it. Have a good day.

[weebl and bob - paper]

Give the eggs a rest

You should work on your nuts more. Nah, I'm kidding, but seriously though; What is Weebl and Bob, exactly? I'll say it out loud: 2 eggs. So far, this isn't very interesting. But look! They rock back and forth! Hmmmmm. PLUS, they like pie. Some vague subject is mixed to the whole thing, and voila: a score of 4.27 - How great is that? Pft yeah, that's nothing, mate, look! It has the Daily feature and Weekly Second Place awards! It must be awesome!... Fun and sarcasm aside, I don't get it. I can't understand why it appeals to so many newgrounders. Damn, starting in 7 years, I'll do something similar, but my EGGPLANTS will be obsessed with nanaimo cake. That'll totally ROCK. I prefer your magical trevor sequel a lot more.

[Gaia Destruction]

iqughweurh

It was pretty good, yup, very good indeed. It was weird, odd, strange, name it: that was crazy. One question though: why did the angels have very few "sprites"? It could have been a little better if you had put more effort on the movements of the angels, but nonetheless, it was good.

[Remembrance Day Tribute]

enooouuuugh

I'm tired of all those flash movies that show the O so awful things that have/is/will happen(ed)(ing). Gawd, give it a rest; besides, this was totally disturbing, i thought this was going to turn into a scare flash for a moment. But da-aim, why did you have to show us a calcinated corpse? "that's the truth, can't you look at it?" No, and i dont care, because i rather live well and happy than sad and miserable.

[Super Retarded Dog #001]

Incredibly comical

I can't understand why some people thought your movie was gay/retarded; they wouldn't know funny if it rammed them in the testicules. Seriously, it's been ages since I've last laughed so much. Your bad guy ROCKS. I can't stress how much I'd like him to be in the second episode of Super Retarded Dog or in every other episode for this matter! You're a genius. And your dog is retarded, hehe.

[Zelda: Heroic Rage 7]

I am in awe

I've been watching the Heroic Rage series ever since the first one came out, and dude, the 7th episode lives up to my expectations. Better yet, they have surpassed them. Sure, the animation could have been a bit better, but the art is superb. I liked how you incorporated the Fierce Deity's mask inside this movie; and how elder Link dies and passes on his power to his son. Once again, Bravo. I can't wait for your next chef d'oeuvre.

SolidSacketh responds:

Thanks man, it's nice to get some GOOD feedback here!

[Luigi's B-Day]

Work on it

This definitely needs more thought and effort. Come on, you can do it. See, mario's "fight" with bowser could have been better. A lot better. You could also use sprites from A SINGLE GAME, too. I shouldn't start ranting about the animation, because this is supposed to be good criticism. Forgive me if I sound harsh.